This is Jenny Thompson, a tramp-stamped hooker with a mannish face who claims to have conducted a sordid affair with Wayne Rooney behind the back of his pregnant wife Coleen. Oh dear, a lot of sxxx is about to hit a very big fan. The bright side: at least she’s not a grandmother.

The Mirror reports: “The £100,000-a-week Manchester United and England icon slept with brunette Jennifer Thompson, 21, seven times over four months. And, astonishingly, he even flaunted her on a string of dates to VIP haunts in Manchester, including bars, clubs and the city’s 235 Casino. 

Last night a humiliated Rooney was confessing his disgrace to childhood sweetheart Coleen, who took him back in 2004 after the Sunday Mirror twice exposed him for cheating on her with prostitutes.

Rooney now expects betrayed Coleen to throw him out of their £5million mansion in Cheshire and begin moves for an explosive divorce. He told a pal yesterday: ‘My life is in ruins…I’ve been so stupid. Coleen won’t forgive me this time. She will leave me.’”

This last quote is most likely fabricated (rolls eyes at the ‘pal’ source) but the sad things is, if the kiss-and-tell turns out to be true – and it should be stressed that at the moment it’s just her word out there – Coleen may well forgive her repulsive husband again.